We are average Aussies with simple tastes and are easily pleased. We have travelled throughout Australia and overseas many times, staying in all types of accommodation, but the Archer "resort" is DEFINITELY at the bottom of the rung. The website photos are mere illusion to the reality. The cost per night for basic tired room is exorbitant. Situated right next to the main arterial highway, the traffic noise in our room was unbearable. We specifically rang the hotel two weeks prior to arrival to request a quiet room, as we explained we were driving down from Queensland and wanted to get a good nights sleep the night before the wedding we were to attend. Assured by the hotel manager that would be fine, it simply didn't happen.
The "free" breakfast in the motel bistro was pure yuck and inedible. Scrambled eggs that smell and taste like fish????? And grumpy service by the breakfast "cook" indicated to us she has been there too long and needs a holiday, or retirement plan, herself. Not a fun, nor delicious, start to the day.
The food in the hotel bistro is equally disgraceful. One, again inedible "meal", on our first night, was enough. Frozen, reheated, packaged, supermarket food masquerading as simple pub food. There obviously isn't an experienced chef in the kitchen, more like an inept kitchen hand TRYING to cook. My meal was supposed to be rump steak, chips & salad. Thin cowhide "meat", well over-cooked chips to the point where the potato had simply turned to crisp, with wrist sized slices of cucumber the salad. Disgusting AND inedible. My partners seafood pasta actually stank and was also inedible. Any kitchen hand should know what pungent smelly seafood means. It was simply SHOCKING!!! $40 for pure MUCK!!! We would have been better off going to a local milkbar for hamburgers. As stated earlier, we are easily pleased with simple tastes, but the food at both the pub-side bistro & the motel -side breakfast is, in a word, DISGUSTING. Be warned DO NOT EAT there.
Honestly, our whole experience was BAD. Overpriced tired noisy rooms, the worst "food" we have EVER encountered ANYWHERE in all our travels, grumpy incompetent staff, all makes for an URGENT management overhaul. Resort my "A", it's a hoax hotel, stay elsewhere!!!