OK, so the title of this review is a little silly, but that basically sums up the experience. Service is shockingly bad and food - at least the two brunch items we ordered - was inexcusably poor given the proximity of so many great alternatives. This is a canteen style ordering system (no table service) with restaurant prices and longer waits for food than in most restaurants. Also no synchronisation, so you end up sitting there starving watching your friends eat their underwhelming meals as a preview of your own disappointment. They also make you pay first, so leaving isn't an option. The stinginess of the portions was baffling. Avocado on toast with a poached egg is actually a single poached egg on a very thin slice (one slice) of toast, and maybe 1/4 of an avocado. The burrito, labelled as chef's recommendation, barely qualifies as a burrito - more of a rolled taco. The atmosphere is not particularly good either. Avoid this place.
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