I'll start with the good bits. Fab breakfast and great hospitality. Carol was really friendly. The accommodation itself, were you to clear away all of the paraphernalia which overwhelmed the whole house, was due some renovation and a good clean. It was Halloween which befitted the general theme of the house - macabre. Say combine Carry on Screaming with Hammer House of Horror without the presence of Peter Cushing. There are actually some very lovely pieces in the house including a beautiful purple carpet however.....So chocca with gaudiness, needed a good scrub (more importantly) and in need of repair (hole in wall with covered wiring on view), plaster falling off ceilings which themselves had cracks. Absolutely not worth the £115/120 per night my sister and I paid. A great shame. I'm very much a fan of the eclectic but this was a bit too much for me.