As we were seated the owner (also the waiter) approached us with his pen and pad ready to record our order down as if we knew what to order. We kindly asked for two minutes. After 30 seconds had passed, he approached our table ready to record our order again. We were still not ready of course and asked in Portuguese than again in English for two minutes to decide and he still did not understand. So he called over another waiter as he threw a tantrum, in front of us mind you, complaining that the kitchen was closing shortly. We submitted, maintaining our composure, and suggested that we'll take away the food so that we convenience them.
As for the food, it was tasteless, oily, overpriced, watery and inconsistent with what we actually ordered.