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A restaurant review

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Eugene, Oregon
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A restaurant review

Just had to share this with you guys here. We're going to Reno in a couple of weeks and I was checking out different restaurants...this is one of the top rated places in Reno, and after reading this review, is it any wonder?...

A very good food French experiment to suit you in there.

They sit you at table and to give you finely when you to be to make eating.

Afterwards, they remove any crumb table and ask you on the last:

Will cut waiter with larger than what is normal foot to come in kitchen?

(Only if you do not want to the dessert.)

The dessert unpronouncable in your mouth: You to be able only breathing as intended. (Scrumptious.)

We buy too much much/pay too much to you Chef and to go towards outside wanting to maim Madam who to be sitting at the side to speak "moving" in characteristic sector (Reno) and buying to you.

Bon Apetit!

West Springfield...
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Just reading that review makes my stomach growl...I just need to remind myself to breathe as intended!!

Boston
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If this was on TA you should not be surprised by the way they rate hotels and restaurants.

Grand Junction...
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I am speechless. I have no idea what they are saying. It must be too early in the morning for me to comprehend.

Are you going to try it? Let us know what you think!

Hastings, United...
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I can't make any sense of it either, i read it three times trying to work it out but it made my head hurt!

Baltimore, Maryland
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Hahaha sounds like a case of bad translation.

Houston, Texas
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"wanting to maim Madam"....

I think thats illegal in most states, including Nevada.

London, Canada
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Absolutely hilarious!!! It reminds me of some of the ESL essays I have to grade...

San Antonio, Texas
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Ok, the last line makes me think he is French.

A very good food French experiment to suit you in there.

Translation: the word experiment tells me he went to dine at a culinary school.

They sit you at table and to give you finely when you to be to make eating.

Translation: They tell you exactly what they will be serving you.

Afterwards, they remove any crumb table and ask you on the last:

Translation: They ask you if you want the last crumb removed.

Will cut waiter with larger than what is normal foot to come in kitchen?

Translation:" waiter has had a vesectomy and as result one foot is larger than the other.

(Only if you do not want to the dessert.)

translation: you get a coffee instead

The dessert unpronouncable in your mouth: You to be able only breathing as intended. (Scrumptious.)

translation: The dessert i good so don't talk with your mouth full.

We buy too much much/pay too much to you Chef and to go towards outside wanting to maim Madam who to be sitting at the side to speak "moving" in characteristic sector (Reno) and buying to you.

tranaltion: Their eyes were bigger than their stomachs. The chef got the waitress pregnant and now the chef was trying to kill her.

Bon Apetit!

translation:if you can eat after all that, more power to you.

sacramento, ca
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Wtf!!!

Peterborough, UK
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Google Translate at its best.