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Dick's Last Resort

406 Navarro St, San Antonio, TX 78205-2502
+1 210-224-0026
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  • Excellent21%
  • Very good28%
  • Average22%
  • Poor12%
  • Terrible17%
Travellers talk about
“fish and chips” (10 reviews)
“decent food” (7 reviews)
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American, Bar
$$ - $$$
406 Navarro St, San Antonio, TX 78205-2502
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Reviewed 1 week ago

This place lived up to its expectations. My husband has wanted to visit one of these franchises forever and this was our first chance to visit one. We thought it was fun & interestingly funny! My advice is to not be a sissy~

Thank Michelle R
Reviewed 1 week ago

This is a fun place to go with a group...especially if your in SA for a convention. The food is nothing special, but it's a fun atmosphere with rude, obnoxious and hilarious waitstaff. If you've had a few cocktails already, you'll like this place even...More

Thank 700scottf
Reviewed 2 weeks ago via mobile

we had a lunch here with friends and family and we all had a blast. Sam, our waitress did an excellent job dishing out rude and sarcastic behavior. nothing too over-the-top but was a lot of fun and we give it back to her.. We...More

Thank cavjock
Reviewed 3 weeks ago via mobile

Our first experience at a Dick’s and they didn’t disappoint. Our waiter nailed it. He was rude and funny and perfectly dick-like. Food was great and our margarita for two was yummy. Prepare to be insulted and to laugh. Highly recommend everyone try it once.

Thank Amy L
Reviewed 3 weeks ago via mobile

I went in knowing their reputation is to be rude. But this was beyond belief. Terrible customer service and food is not even that good. Do not go here. There are much better places with nicer people. Dont waste your hard earned money on this.

Thank Chitra V
Reviewed 4 weeks ago

Had a late dinner, and this was one of the few restaurants open. What a fun place!! They give you tall paper hats with some off-the-wall writing on them. We enjoyed the food, the waiter, and they also had music. We enjoyed our evening there.

Thank Julianne S
Reviewed 4 weeks ago

This place is known for it's "unusual" customer service. Waiter told us first thing "If you are easily offended, hyper-sensitive or politically correct, you need to leave and find a different place to eat!" We had a great time and the food was very good!

Thank teresalynn1011
Reviewed 8 January 2018

During a recent visit the wait staff was so overtly rude, obnoxious and vulgar that our party of 3 women left the restaurant. We represented 3 different age categories, so it isn't as though we were "elderly" as the waiter accused us of being. From...More

Thank jdh173
Reviewed 6 January 2018 via mobile

The food was not good and the staff were not polite and professional. Overall a bad experience. There are many better places on the river walk.

Thank Saleh T
Reviewed 4 January 2018

Based on recomendations my wife and me decided to have lunch at this place. The first thing we noticed was an agressive reception by waiter, urging to pick a table (the place was almost empty). As soon as we sat, he came to take our...More

Thank Fernando S
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Restaurant Details

Rating summary
  • Food
  • Value
Average prices
USD 20 - USD 30
American, Bar
Lunch, Dinner, After-hours, Drinks
Restaurant features
Takeout, Reservations, Outdoor Seating, Seating, Waitstaff, Street Parking, Television, Highchairs Available, Wheelchair Accessible, Serves Alcohol, Full Bar, Accepts American Express, Accepts Mastercard, Accepts Visa, Accepts Discover, Accepts Credit Cards
Dining Style
Casual Dining
Good for
View, Groups, Bar Scene
Open Hours
11:00 am - 12:00 am
11:00 am - 12:00 am
11:00 am - 12:00 am
11:00 am - 12:00 am
11:00 am - 12:00 am
11:00 am - 12:00 am
11:00 am - 12:00 am
Location and Contact Information
  • Address: 406 Navarro St, San Antonio, TX 78205-2502
  • Location: United States  >  Texas (TX)  >  San Antonio
  • Phone Number: +1 210-224-0026
From rug-rats to old farts, from high-class to no-class, from the top of the food chain to the bottom of the barrel, it's fun for all and all in fun for those who dare to enter! Sit back and watch, or join in the fun. Dick's has always been known for its outrageous, surly, and energetic waitstaff who inflict humor upon our guests. Our atmosphere makes everyone feel like they're temporarily breaking all the rules... and getting away with it. Our servers always provide live entertainment, but if yer unlucky enough, you may even catch a questionable band playing classic rock, and there's never a cover charge... You may end up wearing a 2ft tall paper hat complete with a humorous slogan, or doused in a sea of napkins. There's never a dull moment in this 3-ring circus which is exactly how we earned our infamous reputation! Birthdays, bachelorettes, retirements, graduations, teams, school groups, divorces, funerals, corporate, holiday parties, etc... YOU NAME IT, WE CELEBRATE IT!!
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