My partner and I had booked this restaurant a month in advance with very high expectations which were driven by the excellent trip advisor reviews.
Upon arrival we were greeted by a woman who seemed oddly out of place as she was not in uniform...and instead donned a bright orange skirt and a bumbag.
We followed her, past all the empty outdoor tables facing the beautiful city view, to be placed in what can only be described as the naughty corner at which I faced the white wall whilst my partner faced a half open window with the full view of a close overgrown tree and overseeing the car park.
This was despite requesting for a "table with a nice view" on booking.
The miniature candle was pretty much our only source of illumination, enabling me to conceal all my flaws and successfully catfish my partner who had no idea I had a hairy moe on my face.
After ordering the Couple's Romantic Four Course Special, the bumbag staff prompty approached our table with a tray full of scattered cutlery and tossed a handful in front of us.
The food was barely visible or edible. I got to experience a Dans le Noir culinary adventure, although, the sense The Summit chose to de-sensitize was taste by serving chalk as the entrée of choice.
Without consent, our table was suddenly violated with the scattering of cheap heart shaped sequins stored in the abrupt wait staff's elegant Coles brand Tupperware container.
Had it not been for the cunningly calculated lighting engineering, my partner and I would have been blinded by the reflections from the romantic sequins.
By the time our main meal (medium-rare steaks) was served, my entrée had already reached my colon and my once loving relationship had been flushed down the toilet.
Half giving up on our desert and our relationship, we made a last ditch attempt to salvage any romantic feelings by evacuating before the excruciating wait for the desert that never came.
We were assured that we were expected to pay a hefty $220 for the desertless four course (three course?) meal that we started at 1900 and finished at 2230.
Luckily, thanks to the amazing illumination, my partner didn't notice that I was asleep for the most part as it was way past my bed time.
I highly recommend this culinary experience to anyone stuck in a long stale relationship as this will give them the push they need to never see each other again.
If I were allowed to award a 0/5 rating I would :),More