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  • Excellent49%
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  • Average13%
  • Poor9%
  • Terrible4%
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“oysters”(57 reviews)
“pork belly”(5 reviews)
“car park”(11 reviews)
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Free Parking
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Accessible rooms
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Reviewed 28 December 2017

I have been to Burnham on Crouch many times, it always pleases me. We decided to travel there, booking an overnight stay at the Oyster Smack which is a modernised older building just a few minutes walk from all that is interesting. Our room was...More

Thank Barbara B
Response from Dasha D, Manager at The Oyster Smack InnResponded 2 weeks ago

Barbara, you stayed in my favourite room - room 9 has a beautiful bathroom and its great to hear that its been made the most of. We are so pleased to hear that you enjoyed your stay with us. We are lucky to have such...More

Reviewed 14 December 2017

Celebrated my birthday with my wife and Good friend's, The meal was excellent and the management and staff was always on their toe's, first time have visited will be back,and will defiantly recommend.More

Thank 415dennis
Response from Dasha D, Manager at The Oyster Smack InnResponded 2 weeks ago

415dennis, thank you for celebrating your birthday with, positive feedback always brings a smile to our faces and gives our hard working team a lot to be proud of! We are so happy to read that you have had an excellent experience, and more so...More

Reviewed 21 November 2017 via mobile

My brother and I reserved two rooms. My brother had travelled from abroad and I had driven 300 miles to see our very ill father. We played 220 for 2 rooms for one night, that's not including breakfast. We got back later in the evening...More

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Response from Trevor800, Manager at The Oyster Smack InnResponded 28 November 2017

Guy K I am sorry you found your room cold, I understand you paid £110 per room per night which did not include breakfast as you booked through booking.com, if you had booked directly with us (over the phone) or via our web site you...More

Reviewed 16 October 2017 via mobile

We booked this online as were going to a wedding and would be out all day returning at midnight. We were originally told could not book in till 1430 but as we had to be at wedding at 1230 this was not going to work....More

Thank Paul S
Response from Trevor800, Manager at The Oyster Smack InnResponded 28 November 2017

Paul s Check in is 2pm, if the room is clean before then we can let you have access to it I don't really see what the problem with that is, I know i am happy if i go to a hotel and my room...More

Reviewed 12 October 2017

We went to the Oyster on spec with a party of five people and four dogs. My partner went in ahead to enquire if it would be ok to bring four dogs in. They couldn't have been more charming or helpful. They set up a...More

Thank TOTTY3
Response from Trevor800, Manager at The Oyster Smack InnResponded 28 November 2017

Thanks for the great review, see you again soon.

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Free Parking
Restaurant
Free High Speed Internet (WiFi)
Breakfast included
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Free Parking
Breakfast included
Breakfast Available
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USD 83 - USD 154 (Based on Average Rates for a Standard Room)
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Non-Smoking Rooms, Accessible rooms
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Price range
USD 83 - USD 154 (Based on Average Rates for a Standard Room)
Hotel class
Room types
Non-Smoking Rooms, Accessible rooms
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"I had a room in the little courtyard at the back. Lovely large room, comfortable bed and large shower."
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"A 'Superiore' room."
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"If you have mobility problems hotel not a good idea...outside rooms better."
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"Best value and easiest method of booking is through Late Booking.com"
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