Lug your belongings two flights up a crumbling unpainted staircase to your similarly crumbling not too clean room and stay the night until your mediocre breakfast is served for a limited time. Then leave, don't come back.More
"Your room will either face the parking lot, or face a large green grass area and the main building. See..."
"Choose another hotel. Madison is a charming community and the people in the town simply delightful."