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Do Not Sit On The Furniture

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Girls trip

This place was pretty cool, we pretty much sat outside talking to people then being inside! A fun... read more

Reviewed 17 February 2018
April K
Big Lake, Minnesota
Small place, watch for tech house

Small place, watch for tech house as they usually play stuff that's way too ambient and slow for my... read more

Reviewed 14 November 2016
Miami, Florida
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  • Average17%
  • Poor5%
  • Terrible0%
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“house music”(3 reviews)
“djs”(3 reviews)
“vibe”(5 reviews)
Do Not Sit On The Furniture is the premier underground movement dedicated to injecting life, meaning, and culture into the underground music scene here in Miami. We stand out from the competition by offering a more sophisticated environment for...more
423 16th St, Miami Beach, FL 33139-3006
+1 510-551-5067
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Reviewed 24 August 2018

This small club is a must if HM is your deal. Big things happen in small spaces and this little spot does not disapoint. If you blink you may swing right by it. Great vibe, fantastic people who just want to have a great time....More

Date of experience: August 2018
Thank lazoffb
Reviewed 26 April 2018 via mobile

This is a fantastic bar/club. It's small but it has really great resident and guest DJs. If you truly like the deep house scene - like know it and like it, it doesn't get any better than this. Non-pretentious and inviting is what this is...More

Date of experience: April 2018
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Reviewed 17 February 2018

This place was pretty cool, we pretty much sat outside talking to people then being inside! A fun place to hang out at, pretty dark inside not too big, it's pretty small

Date of experience: February 2018
1  Thank April K
Reviewed 14 June 2017 via mobile

I was super excited to find this spot. I didn't want regular EDM with the huge drops and high energy crazy glow stick people. They opened the doors at 10:30. Very relaxed dress code. Everyone was nice. We loved the music. It was very chill...More

Date of experience: June 2017
2  Thank Paul S
Reviewed 27 January 2017 via mobile

Though the bar itself was extremely cool and was playing great music the people at the bar were not friendly and acted rude, as if they all knew each other and others were not welcome, not a very good atmosphere for being downtown in such...More

Date of experience: January 2017
Thank Olivia H
Megan N, Owner at Do Not Sit On The Furniture, responded to this reviewResponded 5 December 2017

Hi Olivia.. I'm sorry to hear you did not have a good experience with the staff. We are actually known for having one of the friendliest staffs in Miami Beach and in response to the smoke, all clubs in Miami Beach allow smoking. We have...More

Reviewed 14 November 2016

Small place, watch for tech house as they usually play stuff that's way too ambient and slow for my tastes.

Date of experience: November 2016
Thank uberspeed
Reviewed 13 July 2016 via mobile

I stumbled upon this place From a local I am a African American male who loves house music I been going to Miami so much and never heard of this place . It's for the real house music lovers! They have a guess DJ every...More

Date of experience: July 2016
1  Thank Thaddeus L
Reviewed 23 May 2016

Super funky, intimate venue. We don't like huge clubs and waiting in line for hours so this was the perfect place for us. Owners are on site, very friendly and Behrouz is amazingly talented. Just go!

Date of experience: May 2016
Thank vegasbound34
Megan N, Owner at Do Not Sit On The Furniture, responded to this reviewResponded 5 December 2017

Thank you for the lovely review and we look forward to having you back at Do Not Sit :)

Reviewed 5 July 2015

this club has a nice location, is also located in center of miami beach! They could improve guests, I mean average music there, common tech house nothing special...

Date of experience: January 2015
3  Thank stevaebasta
Reviewed 20 June 2015 via mobile

If you want to wait in line pay 40 bucks and hear crap Djs this place is not for you. Great vibe-underground tech house. I met so many nice people included owner/Dj Dj Behrouz I am used to nyc clubs and philly so this place...More

Date of experience: June 2015
1  Thank david j
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