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Smokey Coffeeshop

Rembrandtplein 24, 1017 CV Amsterdam, The Netherlands
+31 20 623 7244
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Absolutely Terrible

If I could give this place lower than a one, I would. The entire staff was rude and surly. Worst... read more

Reviewed yesterday
19HappyTraveler81
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Amsterdam, The Netherlands
RIP off

We bought two brownies in here at quite an expensive price..they did absolutely nothing, talk about... read more

Reviewed 1 week ago
millieredrup2016
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Staines, United Kingdom
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Rembrandtplein 24, 1017 CV Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Canal Ring (Grachtengordel)
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+31 20 623 7244
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Reviewed yesterday

If I could give this place lower than a one, I would. The entire staff was rude and surly. Worst place we visited - don’t bother.

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Reviewed 1 week ago via mobile

We bought two brownies in here at quite an expensive price..they did absolutely nothing, talk about trying to rip off the tourists, wouldn’t recommend.

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Reviewed 1 week ago

Every time i'm visiting Amsterdam, this is the first place i'm going to. The environment is great, The service workers work very well, they seem happy to work in their workplaceץ

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Reviewed 2 weeks ago via mobile

Way too touristy. In a town full of coffee shops this should be the last one you go too. Not very chill and the staff act like they hate their life.

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Reviewed 2 weeks ago

From outside and inside it seems like typical Amsterdam's coffee shop. Nice place to chill out with friends. Maybe the music shouldn't be so loud.

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Reviewed 2 weeks ago via mobile

Good vibes here, Music , sports channel , good drinks selection . Very popular place with a good atmosphere.

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Reviewed 2 weeks ago via mobile

Smokey’s is right in the middle of Rembrandt square which is a great location for tourists obviously and with the huge sign it’s clearly attracting tourists. Inside was fine, not too dark and lots of tables which was necessary, it was just a shame it...More

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Reviewed 3 weeks ago

its a mix of dance, sports and smoke all in one...but actually the brand name is famous in Amsterdam as it has been around a very long time - at least the mid 90s when I first knew it. Same location:- although they did have...More

Thank AzitiZ
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Reviewed 4 weeks ago

Your prerolls suck. Back in California I can buy better weed from a high school student. Wasted like 50 bucks before I realized I should just buy a pipe and smoke the weed sold by the gram. Hash was okay. Eriously though, the prerolls are...More

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Reviewed 5 weeks ago

me and my partner came here on our first night in Amsterdam, the bar was busy and looked good from the outside so we went in, the staff were more worried about chatting to one another than to serve the customers who were queuing at...More

Thank Grace C
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steven o
13 January 2018|
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Response from Alexras | Property representative |
Steven, no problem you can keep your cap on in de coffeeshop.
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Dane H
1 October 2017|
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Response from alegurr | Reviewed this property |
It was a lot of contemporary RnB, some pop, and classic music. It was a good mix!
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kyleManchester
24 July 2017|
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