Overall my wife and I had a great vacation at the Grand.
Here is some background on us as travelers. We are early 30s and have traveled to Mexico, Bahamas, St. Lucia, Florida and Greece. We have stayed at a number of all inclusives in the past. I also travel regularily with work (3x a month) and I typcially stay at a Westin level hotel.
The facilities at the Grand are the best I have seen at an all inclusive. We had an oceanfront room which was great. Jacuzi tub, 2 sinks, separate shower, sunken living room and large patio with couch and swing. The oceanfront rooms are great but as other travelers have said all rooms have an ocean view, they are just perpendicular to the ocean. The only rooms to avoid are the ground floor rooms as there is heavy traffic in front of them and not much privacy.
The finishes of the hotel are very high end however if you looked closely you could see a bit of wear. It is well manintained but not brand new.
The staff is wonderful and I would say is the biggest differentiator we noticed. We have stayed at Sandals before the the staff at the Grand is much better. The 24 room service is amazing. We would order breakfast in bed every morning. Also place orders for bottles of red wine, champagne, rum etc and they were always promptly delivered to our room. When we visited the hotel was full but we had no issues getting dinner reservations or pool chairs whenever we tried. I would definitely go back to the Grand.
A few things to point out. The food, although very good, is not as gourmet as some reviews claimed. My wife and I have dinner once a week at resturants with $30-$40 entrees and the food at the Grand was definitely below this level. I found the seafood to be generally quite good but I had a tough lamb chop and the steak was below the quality of the steak at the Keg. The beach BBQ lunch server hamburgers and hotdogs which seemed very low end to me. Also the lunch buffet (only lunch option) always had about 50% low end food such as burgers, fries, pizza. It was however much better than any all inclusive I have ever been to. Also most of the wine is Spainish so you may want to brush up on your Spanish wines before you go.
Tipping, although not necessary is encouraged. This was a theme in Jamaica in general. Most were tipping $1 US per drink order, $2-3 per buffet meal and $5-$10 for al a carte dinners. Also $5/day each for butler, concierge and maid, so keep that in mind. The only possible negative I have about the Grand is the location. The beach is great and the trip to the airport is short, but there isn't much around it. You can take a taxi to the "Hip Strip" which costs $65 USD round trip but all that is there is some tourist trap resturants and souvenir shopping. If you like to walk out of the resort and see the culture this is not the place for you.
Another comment I would make is regarding the other two Iborstar resorts that are ajacent; the Suites and the Beach. The Suites was quite nice and given the price difference looked like a good option. The Beach was not a 5 star, and had a bad smell in the lobby (moldy) every time we visited.
A few other things to consider.
The only way to get cash at the hotel is via an ATM that charges a $6 USD fee or via cash advance on your credit card at 8% service charge. I suggest brining cash with you.
We went on the luminous lagoon tour ($60 per person) out of the hotel and loved it.
The activities are great - there is boot camp, spinning, yoga etc daily at no charge.
The average age at this hotel is about 50 and it is all couples. If you are looking for night life or to get with singles this is not your destination.
Also given the age there quite a range of body types so if you have been slacking at the gym don't worry, you will not be the worst body there.
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