The Calypso is perhaps one of the best places to stay in the south of Fuerteventura. It is right on the beach, south facing, a short walk from the shops and bars of Morro Jable and within walking distance of the resort of Playa Jandia.
Our room, 325, had a wonderful view out to sea and was very quiet. I loved the walk in shower and the huge terrace (with recliners), the bed was comfy, but it was a pity that you couldn't watch the TV from there. The flat screen TV could only be seen from the sofa. The room was clean and well maintained.
We booked the hotel on the internet and were only offered half board, with buffet dinner included. As this is a large hotel we found that the restaurant had all the ambience of a staff canteen. The food was very german themed, with a total lack of Canary Island specialities (except for the bananas). However the staff were very pleasant, especially Jacobo and Manuel. On the second evening we ate in the Kulinarium Restaurant, a la carte. It was well worth the extra money and they did discount the price of the buffet. The meal was exquisite and the ambience much more intimate.
The evening entertainment was very good, especially the couple imitating Robbie Williams, George Michael, Cher and Celine Dion - they were a wonderful act. The bar staff and cocktail menu were excellent.
Breakfast was OK, not a lot of freash fruit, no soya milk and no smoked salmon. At least the coffee was plentiful, and again the staff very good.
The Spa is on the second floor and leads out onto a huge terrace with sun beds and a jacuzzi. As we were relaxing on the recliners in the Spa we wondered why the windows had been covered with an opaque plastic film, blocking out the view of the sea. However a few minutes later we found out why. This seems to be a Nudist Spa!. It wasn't to block out the view, but to stop people looking in!. We were later joined by several naked germans, who didn't even bother to cover up with towels when walking between the steam room and sauna. They didn't bother to sit on a towel in the sauna either. At one stage, in the steam room I was almost squashed between two very well built, naked germans, and to be honest felt slightly uncomfortable. This is not a place I will visit with my elderly parents and I now understand why the hotel is for Adults Only.
Generally I found that all the staff were very professional, and the hotel is in a nice spot. However if you have a rented car, parking was a problem. There is only space for about 15 cars outside the hotel and as the area was very built up it was a nightmare to park.
I would return to the hotel (without my bikini) and I think it is very suited to a romantic getaway, with lovely bedrooms and private terraces. A great place for a Winter break.
- Riu Calypso Playa De Jandia
