I should know better than to book 'blind' with Lastminute as I have been disappointed before. I was clearly misled by them, as there is no way this is a 5 star hotel. I do know that hotels of this type can be awarded a star for just having a lift. That in itself is quite amusing as out of the two lifts needed to reach our room, one was out of order the entire week we were there and the other one worked when it felt like it. We were more than happy and able to use the stairs to and from our third floor room. I am not sure the large family group that we bumped into on the stairs one morning struggling down with their luggage were as happy.
We stayed on a B&B basis, thank goodness, because more than one meal a day in the factory canteen style dining room would have had me reaching for the antidepressants. Breakfast was ok, just ok. An absolute disgrace that they water down the orange juice, on the last morning it literally had become orange coloured water, disgusting. We literally went to breakfast as it was included and for fuel for the morning and certainly didnt hang about as the room is so depressing.
In fact depressing is the only word that springs to mind when I think of this hotel. The staff, depressing, the hotel bar, a bit of a joke and very depressing, the entrance, reception and first impression, souless and depressing.
The one good thing was that we were there in low season, this obviously contributed to the staff's general apathy, but did mean we had the pool to ourselves most days. This would have been made better if one of the underworked staff strolled by a couple of times to see if we would like a drink as the pool bar was shut. Instead we had to make a very long walk to the graveyard bar inside to get a drink.
The complete lack of customer care was made apparent when a poor lady tripped on a small, quite frankly dangerous step, by the closed pool bar. She was in a lot of distress and pain. My partner went to help, he went to reception to tell them what had happened. Two members of staff came up, had a look, then left. It was left to my partner and I to help this couple in their late sixties back to their room.
This is not a 5 star hotel, it's just a rather large, ugly, in places dirty, building, with hardly any guests, miserable staff and no atmosphere whatsoever. 3 star at most.
It didn't spoil our holiday, we had a lovely time, got some sun, but we won't be hurrying back.
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