This is a beautifully located hotel with 4 major problems. (1) On arrival we found our room ( #30) was situated on the same floor as the owners' flat and could only be accessed by lift. This needed a "penthouse only" key. That meant we had to go to the room together and if one of us wished to go up alone we had to devise a scheme of alerting the other to throw the key out of a window or we had to go up together and the night owl had to take the key away (leaving door unlocked in case of fire), (2) The floor on which we were apparently had no fire escape and certainly no plan or signage indicating where to go in an emergency. On enquiry we were told that we could find a stairway through the owners' flat! Stlll no plan or sign after three days.(3) No air conditioning. This meant trying to sleep with the window open. Impossible with loud music from village, mad Ducati drivers buzzing the roads around the hotel, barking dogs and the arrival of construction workers at 6a.m. (4) There is a serious shortage of staff. They appeared (reception apart) to be four in number and under pressure. This led to service being unacceptably slow and unsmiling. (one hour for a first dinner course to arrive, 20 minutes for a dessert) no attempt to refill empty self service baskets at breakfast One waitress was just surly. There is no real bar service. If you can find someone prepared to take an order for a beer it will take five to ten minutes to arrive.
- Relais La Fattoria Hotel

