I rarely, if ever, write reviews on hotels and restaurants i've been to, as I feel it is somewhat presumptuous to think that ones experience is enough to universally warrant recommendation or disapproval. But sometimes there are places as god-awful as the Alpenhof that make you feel you are actually obliged to warn people off.
The staff were lazy number one. really inattentive and happy to quibble with you over little things (like asking for more complimentary wine - only 1 refill at dinner) the chefs would smoke in plain view while you ate your dinner and they really needed some new chefs whites, they looked like Quentin Blake drawings.
The bar is simply horrible, cheap interior contrasted with extortionate prices. (the pub opposite is much nicer)
The room was frankly terrible. again just so cheap, no tea and coffee facilites (REALLY??!!) bathroom was filthy on arrival and remained that way, my wife ended up cleaning it twice during the week.
The food was a disgrace. and this is really where i have a chip on my shoulder. the menu was lacklustre of any imagination and we were literally served meals that likened the quality of school food.
In fact worse, hospital food!
In fact worse, plane food!
Luke warm, half cooked lasagne one night. measly serving of goulash the other, slopping rice pudding... aww the thought makes me wince. we paid so much for the hotel booking and literally got no value for our money. the owner clearly operates this place as a 'maximise profit' machine, that churns out the poorest quality. this place reminds me of the fake watch i bought in China...
the ONE redeeming feature was that it was next to the bus stop, so you could get outta there early in the morning and forget about your awful lodgings.
On a more serious note, i IMPLORE ALL of you to look at the other reviews on here that are praising the Alpenhof... I don't know about you but they all seem highly suspect.
- All introduce both "chas" and "julie" in the first paragraph
- They all read a little too much like a hotel brochure aswell... boasting of their very few facilites .
- I'm no linguistic morphologist, but just read a couple... they are quite obviously from the same person... sorry guys, i know that writing your own reviews is the oldest trick in the book, but you really need to learn how to do it...
the bad reviews are bonafide, because they are telling the truth.
read those reviews,
remember them,
and stay away.
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