My wife I recently stayed at the Maui Retreat, and had mixed feelings about the week we spent there.
Location
The Maui Retreat is located on the east shore of Maui, and a good distance from most popular sites. If you’re looking for peace, quiet and solitude, then this is your place. However, consider it’s still a decent drive to the grocery store in Haiku, or Mana Foods in Paia. We did a few night events over in Lahaina, and found that the long ride back on the dark two lane roads (and even worse the curvy dirt pot-holed road to the property) wasn’t fun.
Several resident interns beautifully landscape the property, and it’s nice to explore the grounds.
Services
As you check in and pay your deposit balance, you are asked to sign a two-page waiver that removes any liability by the owners if you hurt yourself on the property – say making the muddy trek to the waterfall. Nothing says aloha like a little legal reading just before relaxing.
We were told there was a beach you could hike to, but it was un-swimmable, and you’d have to pass through other properties to get there. There is no TV or radio, just spotty wi-fi that is okay for checking emails, but difficult to stream videos etc. if you get bored.
Since the property is “off the grid,” guests are asked to take short showers, recycle, conserve electricity, and use “green” products. This is okay, but the owners also request that NO toilet paper be flushed, so you will accumulate a trashcan of soiled tp over your stay.
There is a washer/dryer on the property, but not available to guests at the Opua House. Your bath towels can get a little funky by the end of the week. We found a decent laundry in Haiku if you want clean clothes for the trip home. There are two guest rooms in the house – Dolphin being the best with a private bathroom/stall shower, although one day the water pressure was very weak. There’s also a partial view of the ocean from this room, and a man-made fresh water pond. The pond has a few fish in it, and some noisy bullfrogs (although they only croaked one night we were there).
I found the bed a bit uncomfortable, the furniture old, and the walls in need of a paint job.
There is a third room upstairs for a resident housekeeper. Most of the time we had to share the kitchen with this person, which was a little awkward and competitive at times. Guest are required to do their own dishes by hand, and put food waste in a compost bin. If you forget some of the many rules, look around, more than likely there is a written reminder posted.
The interior décor of the house is filled with spiritual statues, photos, and paintings. I found it a bit over the top after a few days of looking at spiritual leaders I have no connection to. Take a look at their website and you’ll see what I mean.
For the best experience, I’d recommend a short stay (two – three days). It’s also best if you’ve been to the island before and aren’t that eager to do a lot of driving because that bumpy road in gets old real fast. Glad we had a Jeep!
