A very hit and miss (but mainly miss) experience. On arrival our corridor on the 2nd floor had no lights, and neither did our room. When I got the receptionist, they didn't know why the corridor lights were out but our room had had its bulb removed.
No lift and no offer to help with luggage which would have been helpful with our small child in tow.
The room was a good layout but a bit shabby around the edges, paper decorations were torn and missing in places. The room overlooked the sea but was directly above the extract fans from the kitchens so the sound of the waves was somewhat drowned out. The room was massively overheated but we couldn't leave the window open because of the air vent noise from the kitchens.
The hot tap to the wash hand basin was not quite a trickle, just more than a drip. No chance to get enough water to shave. The soap tray in the shower was broken. Nice fluffy towels.
No mini-bar or fridge facilities.
Mobile phone reception is so poor as to be non existent.
We attended a family party and had to return to the Royal early to put our child to bed. At 9.50PM the reception was deserted so I went down to the bar to see if we could get a sandwich made. 'No the chefs all leave at 9.00' was the reply. I tried to reason that I didn't need a chef to cook, I just wanted a sandwich and couldn't one of the three bar staff help out? An absolute no was the only reply. I was told I could have a drink until 10.30 when the bar shut. I explained I was a guest and could the night porter get me a drink after that? There is no night porter, there is no service for ANYTHING after 10.30PM. I even had to collect and carry my own drinks to the room. This is not a hotel, this is a part time pub with rooms above.
Breakfast was good and service friendly.
I asked to book a table for 6 people at 12.30 for lunch. I was told that wasn't possible, they don't take reservations. So to be sure I got down at 12.10. Good job I did as it was busy, however I wish I hadn't bothered. Food has to be ordered at the bar, there is no waiter service. My daughter didn't want the mash with the sausages so I asked for sausage and chips. The extremely curt reply was simply 'Its not on the menu' and that was the exact same reply (no more no less) three times when I asked if he was sure. I explained it was sausages without the mash to which the now plain rude barman said, 'You mean bangers and mash then'. The service culture is non existent. It was only after we suffered this insult that we found out that they had children's menus but hadn't put them on the tables or bothered to ask us if we wanted one, hence my daughter got an adult portion. When I asked if the fish pie had crab in it, no one knew, so my sister opted for Scampi.
As to the food when it arrived;
Child's sausage and chips was swimming in gravy. We weren't asked if we wanted gravy. Sausages were more like soft lamb Koftas
Steak and Ale pie: One cube of meat the pastry case was mainly full of air and gravy.
Scampi and chips and fish pie got a thumbs up.
Kentish Strip Steak: Pretty tough and not an adult portion.
We didn't bother with desert.
At £110/ night this isn't an expensive hotel, neither is it cheap. The overall feeling was that it wasn't good value for money, neither was it a proper hotel, restaurant or pub. The owners need to make their minds up what this business is. The staff need to learn to try to be helpful and offer solutions rather than being dogmatic about why simple requests can't be achieved.
We won't be going back.
Room Tip: Probably find a different place to stay.
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