God, where do I even start? Brief statements: Rooms are depressing and claustrophobic. Yellow smokey wallpaper. Rooms are non smoking but people must smoke in the bathroom. Nicotine burns on the edge of the sink. Even the Gideons are afraid of this place..no Bible! Place has a crack house feel to it. Was expecting to see a SWAT team APC parked in the lot with a door-busting battering ram mounted to front. Suspicious people in the lot. No chain on the door. One set of utensils in the kitchenette. Booked through Booking.com. They're the only site that faxes reservations to this place...faxes that are not checked. Everyone else sends e-mail. Lazy staff here had trouble finding our reservation, even though I had it on my I pad right in front of him. Bring your pepper spray for security. Place is next to an airport, with turboprop puddle jumpers taking off all the time. Buzzzzzz! Felt like I was at a weed wacker convention. Its mid October. Pool is drained....I guess that makes it easier to see the garbage at the bottom. Bring Lysol, bottled water, taser gun and Bible if you stay here. I agree with the other reviewer that said it seems like this place is where people go for only quickies. Like Sodom and Gemorrah. Will never bring my family back to this place. Now I know how Lot felt when he escaped! Don't look back!