I have never had such a scandalously rude and unwelcoming reception in a hotel, and so I feel compelled to write this review. We had a late flight and arrived at El Guia at 9:30 pm on a Friday, as agreed with the hotel owner. By email she had said it was no problem for us to eat dinner in their restaurant upon arrival. We walked in the front door at the agreed time, and without a hello or a welcome, the owner asked us why we had so much luggage if we were staying only one night (we had one large suitcase, one carry-on, and a stroller for a couple and a two-year old). We were promptly informed that there would be no one to help us carry our luggage up to our top-floor room and that we would have to do it ourselves. Ok. Then we were told that we needed to come straight to the dining room (without going to our room first to wash up) as it was late, and we were hustled off to dinner. I asked if we could at least wash our hands in the downstairs washroom, and fortunately we were granted that. Service in the restaurant was unsmiling and atrocious - most of the items on the menu were not available, we were commanded to eat such and such, and we were rushed through our meal (and with a two-year old, we are not in any case inclined to linger, but this was too much). As we were getting settled to go to sleep, we by accident broke a glass and my husband went to ask for a broom to clean it up. The hotel owner exploded, screamed at us, insisted on coming up to clean it while reprimanding us horribly the entire time, and when we complained about this treatment, told us that this was her house and that we should leave and go stay somewhere else (this at 11 pm at night, with a small child, when we were paying nearly 100 euros for the room). We were flabbergasted. And to top it all off, our room gave onto a courtyard where the neighbors played loud music until the early hours of the morning. What an awful start to a holiday. Unbelievable that an establishment like this continues to exist. We asked around and heard that others have had bad experiences with this place. Yes, the place is pretty and has a good location - but the owners have never heard the word hospitality. If you choose to stay here, you've been warned.
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