Thankfully my stay at this hotel was only a matter of days. Thankfully I'd opted for a 'tropical' room - which was basic but had a great sea view in the more 'modern' building. My friends weren't as lucky. Their room was in the main building, located on the 7th floor and they were welcomed to it via a near derelict lift and corridor which bore strong resemblance to a Glasgow Council Estate or Bronx Project. Frightening. This hotel is dated and is in desperate need of modernization and refurb, and a lick of paint wouldn't go amiss either. It is also dangerous ... open lift shafts, low walls allowing access to the roof for all on the 7th floor - with a sheer drop to the bottom. I'm not sure I'd stay here if I had kids. As for the rest, I'm not a fan of all inclusives to begin with - poor quality food, served in far from salubrious surroundings and a breakfast service that can only be described as continental at best. I would not choose to return to this hotel and we chose it purely on availability and location in the first instance.
PROS
1. Beach location
2. Good housekeeping staff
3. Views from the sea rooms
4. Friendly reception staff
5. Tropical Rooms in the 'modern' block
CONS
1. Poor standard of the hotel
2. Pushy staff at the buffet (giving 'unsolicited' gifts to you, on the expectation that you'll be giving them money before you leave. This made us feel uncomfortable. We tipped the staff that we felt worked hard for us.
3. The booking process for the 'specialty' restaurants is ridiculous. They start taking bookings at 8.30 and all restaurants are full by 9. However, one morning I arrived early - and all restaurants were already booked by 8.30am ... which means they'd started taking bookings earlier. Plus for the 3 nights that we were there, we never saw any of the 'specialty' restaurants full, and there is an inability amongst staff to turn tables, therefore allowing more diners through the door.
4. Poor buffet catering. Bland, boring, inefficient and uninspiring. Having to eat in that huge canteen actually turned my stomach.
5. General Cleanliness and Security of the premises. Not great. I've already mentioned the lift shaft and sheer drop from the 7th floor. There was also a broken bottle left at the top of the stairs on the 7th floor for 2 days ... until we reported it to housekeeping for cleaning. And there is no security between the new and old buildings when the night falls - which can be a little daunting if you are alone with the knowledge that the hotel is situated on a public beach - so anyone can easily walk into the new block day or night without detection.
5. Rooms in the old building. Small and cramped with no usable power points (unless you want to suspend you appliances from a wall mounted television), and consistent problems with hot water. No working telephone.
6. Towel System. Another ridiculous system. You have to go to reception. Give them 20 CUC. They give you a receipt and a laminated card. You take the laminated card (and receipt) to the towel desk. They give you a towel, take the laminated card and make you sign a blank piece of paper that's a homemade list. Then when you're done, you take the towel back to the towel desk (with your receipt), they try to find your signature on their homemade list before they give you the laminated card back (believe me, this can take a while), you take that back to reception (with your receipt), then they go through hundreds of bits of paper to try and find you - before returning your 20 CUC. Now, this may just be me - but what is the point of the laminated card? Surely they should just take your money at the front desk, give you a towel card and you switch that with the towel attendant.
My advice to management overall is to smarten up your act and go to a better hotel to see how to do things properly.
Room Tip: Book a room in the 'modern' building (ie. away from the main reception).
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