France. A beautiful country with amazing scenery. So imagine my reaction when I pulled up at this dive on an industrial estate!
The room was, at best, truly horrific. I pulled back the bedsheets to find a few pubic hairs. Not to worry, I thought, I'll get a good nights sleep and never have to come back again. Unfortunately only one part of that thought was true.
The walls are so thin they may as well not be there because as I settled down to try and get my good nights sleep I could hear bed springs. It's ok, it'll be over in a matter of minutes I thought. Needless to say after a short while it was over, until the next punter arrived. All though the night you would hear people walking to the room, a few minutes of silence and then the vigorous sound of bed springs.
In hindsight I probably should have salvaged something from the night and gone and had a go as well...
Breakfast was interesting. Stale croissants and vending machine coffee. Luckily I didn't have to pay for this because the receptionist was too busy smoking a fag and told me to go away, so I walked out.
The only good thing about this place is the free wi-fi and the Chinese buffet across the road.