TORONTO - (a rewrite - lost original and this is a synopsis)
No way, I won't go. Its time for my annual trip outta here and I after much thought, Galeones will never be again.
I don't believe one should have to 'work' at having a vacation -- I'm already city/work fried...I don't want to compromise on selfish indulgence. I will not again.
Food - abysmal
The bar: Day 2, ran out of lime/lemon, out of beer 1/2 the time, no mint -- oops.,
BBQ on the private beach? - never mind. Didn't happen until the final day when everyone was too sick to enjoy it. Some pandemic had attacked our hotel and its sister hotel down the road -- 2.5 days out, I was.
Private Beach? so neglected that one afternoon down there, pretending you're Robinson Crusoe is quite enough.... tiki bar, long deserted, BBQ -- same; beach itself, very dangerous with natural detrius -- not good for bare feet.
Rooms were swell. Staff changed me after the first nite because they felt my room was not up to snuff. And they were quite right. Didn't have to say anything though -- good work with that. Clean too. Enjoyed the daily staff -- the few without guile.
Staff -- how gullible are you all? I read the reviews before I went down. I knew one was to stuff their suitcases with gifts for the needy staff and families..... or, the black market -- and even that's okay. who cares. Me, I do, I care when I feel I'm essentially paying twice for a mediocre vacation. This giving of toiletries, clothing, etc.,.... is not good will, it is posturing and guilt absolving -- exploitation is exploitation. You're doing it. Live with it. Cuba is the most corrupt vacation destination I've ever been to.
I fear that I must skip the horse ride story (highly recommended!) and advise all travellers to do whatever they feel necessary to protect their money. My Canadian dollars were stolen from my safe. Cuban money left behind. My Canadian dollars, in a separate purse, inside my vault were missing when I packed up to leave on the last day. Perhaps taken while packing, grabbing a coffee (great coffee!!!) 5 mins. out of the vault, in my knapsack.
All rooms have ground/hillside accessible balconies.
I'm not going back.
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