Yes, I know, service isn't the top marker in a diner, even an ersatz Fifties mid-west diner. Ignore the barely-verbal servers and dig into the burgers, hot dogs, fries of all kinds, and sodas/shakes/malts.
The nice thing about Mel's is that, for very little money, you'll eat until you waddle, and you won't have to be ashamed of yourself, since...
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