My wife & I enjoyed the new years eve dinner cruise as we were served with as much wine as we could want but the food was not as good a standard as we had on a previous Bateaux cruise for our anniversary in june 2010. We docked at Embankment Pier for the fire work display which we watched from... More

Had Christmas party on the boat this week and it was a great experience. Staff were very welcoming and served drinks and the meal very well and in quite cramped areas in some places. There was a band playing and female singer entertained us as we ate. The food portions were quite small but was tasty and beautifully presented. Champagne... More

Taking a leisurely cruise on the Thames over a delicious lunch on a calm sunny day really show this city off. It was a crisp winters day so it was nice to be inside. The service was 'old style' English, polite and discreet. The information broadcast as we passed the different spots of interest, and there are many, was in... More

thoroughly enjoyed our recent trip.the trio played a great selection of popular jazz standards they were very accomplished.the food was far better than other reviews suggest mayb they have taken note of previous comments.we took advantage of the special offer rate and thought it was excellent value. the backdrop of the thames was the icing on the cake.a great night More

I held my 60th Birthday Party with 60 family & friends on the reserved area of the Symphony on the Jazz Brunch on Sunday Lunchtime. It was fantastic and really good value for money. The food was extremely good for the price paid and the level of service was excellent. It would be very difficult to find a restaurant to... More

This was a present for our Ruby Wedding, and although i enjoyed the thames cruise, the meal was appauling. Poor quality ingredients, made into an uninspireing menu,tiny portions and tasteless. No choice other than vegetarian and no extras like bread rolls.we were hungry on leaving and bitterly dissapointed. Not good value for money. More

I thought it would be a lovely idea to see London from the river while having lunch but it proved to be not so lovely. There are two ships, one of them modern with big windows and the other one, older with smaller windows. Needless to say, I was sent to the latter. Waiter was nice, food was ok, on... More

I went on a lunch cruise as part of a birthday present. How disappointing was this trip? Customer care is obviously of little importance, we were kept waiting to board for an excessive amount of time with no indication of where to wait or assistance from staff at all. The food was compared to 'school diners' by my partner and... More

Wonderfull 3 hour cruise down river past many interesting sites to the Thames Barrier .The food, the service, (Thank you again Andras) and the live music. The whole ambience was spot on for our occasion, i would whole heartily reccommend Bateaux for that special occasion. More