I found the experience somewhat alienating. After a cursory reception and handover of key by the owner, lasting 20 seconds, we were directed to search and find our quarters. Our cottage was dimly lit, as is usual with accommodation these days, but at least there were bedlamps (Most hotels seem to assume illiterate customers, judging by the level of lighting... More

My parents visited me from Perth in March and we stayed at Birches. I don't recommend it! It obviously hadn't been redecorated since the 1970s and everything was old, worn, dusty and faded. Spiderwebs graced the window frames and there was some dangerous cracking sticky-taped over in the bathub. None of the magazines in the room were dated post-2000! We... More

My girlfriend and I thoroughly enjoyed our weekend at the birches. Staying at 'the basement', we found the room very spacious while still retaining a very cozy aesthetic. Decor was warm and homely and there were chocolates and champagne waiting for us on arrival. Cat grave sites in the garden and a large huntsman spider in the barbecue were a... More

I thought it was a lovely place to stay. We were in the blue room on top floor. The only fault I could find (which was a bit annoying) was the shower needed a better clean. The cupboard that holds the crockery was very dusty and also the benchtop area around the kitchen sink. Dusty magazine rack. A lovely two... More